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Jangan lepaskan peluang anda untuk menjadi mangsa! terutamanya dikalangan muda-mudi yang dilahirkan selepas kemerdekaan<br /><br />- Program ini adalah 100% PERCUMA<br />- Anda hanya perlu mendaftar sebagai ahli secara PERCUMA!<br />- 100% tiada risiko kerana anda tidak memerlukan modal!<br /><br /><br />antara jadual kemuncak dalam kempen ini adalah<br /><br />10:00 pagi : ucapan pertahankan Hak Melayu<br /><br />11:00 pagi : pengenalan ciri-ciri pertahanan hak istimewa ini<br /><br />11:30 pagi : penggunaan keris yang bertauliah keatas kaum Cina dan India<br /><br />12:00 petang : acara lumba lari 100 meter sambil menendang burit kaum cina dan india<br /><br />12:30 petang : upacara pengorbanan anak gadis dara kaum cina dan india kepada tuhan<br /><br />1:00 petang : jamuan teh dan makan tengahari<br /><br />2:00 petang : menyanyi lagu Rasa Sayang Bumiputera<br /><br />2:10 petang : persembahan pentas kuasa-kuasa Melayu menangani jajahan cina dan india<br /><br />2:45 petang : mempelajari kaedah mengeluarkan darah kaum cina dan india<br /><br />3:00 petang : lelong daging kaum cina dan india<br /><br />5:00 petang : majlis tamat<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Percuma Hadiah-hadiah Menarik!<br /><br />- menjana pendapatan rasuah<br />- membendung peningkatan kos sara hidup<br />- 500ml minyak jampi hak melayu<br />- tangkal semangat hak melayu<br />- diskaun kupon untuk restaurant ala melayu<br />- kupon rawatan percuma oleh bomoh<br />- keris bersalut emas untuk pertahanan<br />- dan banyak lagi!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Semua dijemput datang! untuk maklumat lanjut, sila hubungi :<br /><br />Jabatan hak istimewa<br />Jalan Dataran Merdeka<br />512345, Kuala Lumpur<br />Malaysia<br /><br />Tel : 03-000123456<br />Laman Web : www.lowyatkopitiam.blogspot.com<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >English : </span><br /><br /><br />Internasional K Corporation and Party MacroChan will organize a jomheboh campaign about latest issues in this country tonight. Expected host and appearing guest will be mr. stanza, ah long, mr.oompa-loompa<br />and few high ranked leaders of Edwin San juan. The main objective of thi campaign is about identity search and meaning of malaysia. This is the first campaign ever held in Malaysia. Dont miss the opportunity to<br />become victims! Especially among the young people and new generation that were born after Independence.<br /><br />- This campaign in 100% Free<br />- Participants only need to register as member for Free!<br />- 100% Risk Free because you do not need a capital!<br /><br /><br />the highlights events of the campaign would be the following :<br /><br />10:00 am : Speech of Malay's special right<br /><br />11:00 am : characteristic of this special right<br /><br />11:30 am : Certified usage of keris towards Chinese and Indian<br /><br />12:00 pm : 100 meter sprint race while kicking the butt of chinese and indian<br /><br />12:30 pm : chinese and indian's virgin girl sacrifice ceremony to god<br /><br />1:00 pm : lunch and tea break<br /><br />2:00 pm : singing "Rasa Sayang Bumiputera" song<br /><br />2:10 pm : stage performance about Powers of Malays defeating the conquer of chinese and indian<br /><br />2:45 pm : learning the method to extract blood from chinese and indian<br /><br />3:00 pm : chinese and indian's meat Auction<br /><br />5:00 pm : The End<br /><br /><br /><br />Free and Interesting Gift!<br /><br />- generate income of corruption<br />- cope with high living cost<br />- 500ml of hak melayu portion<br />- hak melayu spirit talisman<br />- discount voucher of malay restaurant<br />- free treament voucher from malay's shaman<br />- gold plated keris for defence<br />- and many more!<br /><br /><br />Everyone's invited! for further information please contact :<br /><br /><br />Department of special right<br />Jalan Dataran Merdeka<br />512345, Kuala Lumpur<br />Malaysia<br /><br />Tel : 03-000123456<br />Website : www.lowyatkopitiam.blogspot.com<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />spam ver :<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">[b][size=4]Bahasa Malaysia : [/size][/b]<br />[quote]<br />Syarikat Internasional K dengan kerjasama Parti MacroChan akan menganjurkan satu kempen jomheboh mengenai isu hangat dalam negara di sini malam ini.<br />Pengacara yang dijangkakan hadir adalah, mr.stanza, ah long, mr.oompa-loompa dan beberapa pimpinan tertinggi Edwin San juan tersebut.<br />Antara program objektif kali ini adalah mengenai isu identity dan pencarian makna malaysia<br /><br /><br />Kempen Program ini adalah yang pertama sepertinya di Malaysia. Jangan lepaskan peluang anda untuk menjadi mangsa! terutamanya dikalangan muda-mudi yang dilahirkan selepas kemerdekaan<br /><br />- Program ini adalah 100% PERCUMA<br />- Anda hanya perlu mendaftar sebagai ahli secara PERCUMA!<br />- 100% tiada risiko kerana anda tidak memerlukan modal!<br /><br /><br />antara jadual kemuncak dalam kempen ini adalah<br /><br />10:00 pagi : ucapan pertahankan Hak Melayu<br /><br />11:00 pagi : pengenalan ciri-ciri pertahanan hak istimewa ini<br /><br />11:30 pagi : penggunaan keris yang bertauliah keatas kaum Cina dan India<br /><br />12:00 petang : acara lumba lari 100 meter sambil menendang burit kaum cina dan india<br /><br />12:30 petang : upacara pengorbanan anak gadis dara kaum cina dan india kepada tuhan<br /><br />1:00 petang : jamuan teh dan makan tengahari<br /><br />2:00 petang : menyanyi lagu Rasa Sayang Bumiputera<br /><br />2:10 petang : persembahan pentas kuasa-kuasa Melayu menangani jajahan cina dan india<br /><br />2:45 petang : mempelajari kaedah mengeluarkan darah kaum cina dan india<br /><br />3:00 petang : lelong daging kaum cina dan india<br /><br />5:00 petang : majlis tamat<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Percuma Hadiah-hadiah Menarik!<br /><br />- menjana pendapatan rasuah<br />- membendung peningkatan kos sara hidup<br />- 500ml minyak jampi hak melayu<br />- tangkal semangat hak melayu<br />- diskaun kupon untuk restaurant ala melayu<br />- kupon rawatan percuma oleh bomoh<br />- keris bersalut emas untuk pertahanan<br />- dan banyak lagi!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Semua dijemput datang! untuk maklumat lanjut, sila hubungi :<br /><br />Jabatan hak istimewa<br />Jalan Dataran Merdeka<br />512345, Kuala Lumpur<br />Malaysia<br /><br />Tel : 03-000123456<br />Laman Web : [url]www.lowyatkopitiam.blogspot.com[/url][/quote]<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />[b][size=4]English : [/size][/b]<br />[quote]<br />Internasional K Corporation and Party MacroChan will organize a jomheboh campaign about latest issues in this country tonight. Expected host and appearing guest will be mr. stanza, ah long, mr.oompa-loompa<br />and few high ranked leaders of Edwin San juan. The main objective of thi campaign is about identity search and meaning of malaysia. This is the first campaign ever held in Malaysia. Dont miss the opportunity to<br />become victims! Especially among the young people and new generation that were born after Independence.<br /><br />- This campaign in 100% Free<br />- Participants only need to register as member for Free!<br />- 100% Risk Free because you do not need a capital!<br /><br /><br />the highlights events of the campaign would be the following :<br /><br />10:00 am : Speech of Malay's special right<br /><br />11:00 am : characteristic of this special right<br /><br />11:30 am : Certified usage of keris towards Chinese and Indian<br /><br />12:00 pm : 100 meter sprint race while kicking the butt of chinese and indian<br /><br />12:30 pm : chinese and indian's virgin girl sacrifice ceremony to god<br /><br />1:00 pm : lunch and tea break<br /><br />2:00 pm : singing "Rasa Sayang Bumiputera" song<br /><br />2:10 pm : stage performance about Powers of Malays defeating the conquer of chinese and indian<br /><br />2:45 pm : learning the method to extract blood from chinese and indian<br /><br />3:00 pm : chinese and indian's meat Auction<br /><br />5:00 pm : The End<br /><br /><br /><br />Free and Interesting Gift!<br /><br />- generate income of corruption<br />- cope with high living cost<br />- 500ml of hak melayu portion<br />- hak melayu spirit talisman<br />- discount voucher of malay restaurant<br />- free treament voucher from malay's shaman<br />- gold plated keris for defence<br />- and many more!<br /><br /><br />Everyone's invited! for further information please contact :<br /><br /><br />Department of special right<br />Jalan Dataran Merdeka<br />512345, Kuala Lumpur<br />Malaysia<br /><br />Tel : 03-000123456<br />Website : [url]www.lowyatkopitiam.blogspot.com[/url][/quote]</span>LowyatKopitiamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607050278638577304noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3696905114829738724.post-10923829478034390022009-10-17T00:05:00.000-07:002009-10-17T00:19:40.529-07:00PRKNplease be reminded this post is only for /k members. for those who dont know what is /k visit http://forum.lowyat.net/Kopitiam<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><br /><br /><br /><br />Selamat Datang Ke Program Rasuah Khidmat Negara!</span><br /><br /><br />OBJEKTIF<br /><br />Program Rasuah Negara akan dilaksanakan bagi mencapai objektif yang telah digariskan seperti berikut:<br /><br /> 1. Meningkatkan semangat rasuah di kalangan generasi muda.<br /> 2. Memupuk perpaduan kaum serta integrasi nasional.<br /> 3. Membentuk perwatakan positif menerusi nilai-nilai murni.<br /> 4. Menyemarakkan semangat rasuah.<br /> 5. Melahirkan generasi muda yang lebih tamak dan penuh kebanggaan.<br /><br /><br />Sijil perakuan :<br /><br />- Sijil Tahap Rasuah Level 1<br />- Sijil Advance Pegawai Rasuah<br />- Diploma of Rasuah - specialised in Management<br />- Diploma of Rasuah - specialised in Perhubungan Awam<br /><br /><br />Peluang dan Skop Pekerjaan :<br /><br />- Pengurus Rasuah & Perhubungan Awam<br />- Pegawai Rasuah Antarabangsa<br />- Pegawai Rasuah Domestik & Hal-Ehwal dalam Negeri<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Diakui Kementerian Rasuah Malaysia, sertai sekarang! sama-sama Majulah untuk Negara!</span></span><br /><br /><br />Contact :<br /><br />Jabatan Rasuah Khidmat Negara<br />Kementerian Rasuah<br />Aras 211 ~ 5551, Bangunan Retro<br />Jalan 759/2C, Seksyen 511,<br />Wangsa Maju, 59920,<br />Kuala LumpurLowyatKopitiamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607050278638577304noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3696905114829738724.post-23483830324492589132009-10-16T23:31:00.000-07:002010-03-04T03:11:12.208-08:00How to help the needy![quote]RM3,000 is poverty line for the urban poor<br />By LESTER KONG and IZATUN SHAARI<br /><br /><br />PETALING JAYA: The Government has decided to set RM3,000 as the poverty line for the urban poor based on feedback from people living in major urban areas such as Kuala Lumpur.<br /><br />This is according to Federal Territories Minister Datuk Raja Nong Chik Raja Zainal Abidin whose ministry is to be renamed Federal Territories and Urban Wellbeing Ministry, in efforts to improve the lives of the urban poor.<br /><br />“If you have three children and your household income is RM3,000 or below, you’re almost at the poverty line,” he said, adding that many lower income families had more than four children and still needed to pay for their cars, houses and other mortgage payments.<br /><br />Therefore, a new set of criteria to eradicate urban poverty is in the pipeline, he said.<br /><br />“I will have to work out the details with my ministry’s secretary-general,” he said on the sidelines of a family fair at the Malay-sian Tourism Information Centre here yesterday. Raja Nong said his ministry would also have to conduct a new census to identify those who came under the urban poverty mark.<br /><br />“The number of urban poor and slum dwellers in the cities is rising,” said Raja Nong.<br /><br />“There is no social safety net for such people, including single parents with three to five children living in low-cost flats.”<br /><br />In his Budget 2010 speech on Friday, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak an-nounced that urban poverty eradication programmes would be drawn out nationwide.<br /><br />The Budget had allocated RM48mil to implement the programmes.<br /><br />According to Housing and Local Govern-ment Minister Datuk Seri Kong Cho Ha, the Government had decided two to three months ago that urban poverty eradication would be handled primarily by the Implementation Coordination Unit (ICU) under the Prime Minister’s Department.<br /><br />“The information of those identified as being in the urban poverty bracket will be passed on to the ICU, which gets a list from the Rural Department, and other ministries and departments.”<br /><br />Reference : [url=http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/10/26/nation/4974360&sec=nation]http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?f...4360&sec=nation[/url]<br /><br />[/quote]<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />SOLUTION :<br /><br /><br />How to help the needy!<br /><br />- We are kopohration specialized in helping the low income wagers of Maresia<br />- we understand how difficult the low income earners life in maresia.<br />- we can provide part-time jobs and many other opportunities to make your life better and thus make Maresia a better country to live!<br /><br />Job opportunities :<br /><br />- part-time robber<br />- part-time con-man/woman<br />- part-time ah long<br />- part-time gangster<br />- ciplak vcd/dvd sellers<br />- smuggler specialized in Cigarettes and Alcohol<br />- penjaga gerai judi<br />- kaki pukul<br />- kaki 'pek yau'<br /><br /><br /><br />Why you should support our kopohration :<br /><br />- we have our pulis officer under our payroll<br />- we have castam officer under our payroll<br />- we even have lawyer to consults if our activities were legal or not<br />- we are the biggest organized professional group dedicated to support low-income ppl in teh kountry!<br /><br /><br /><br />What you will get :<br /><br />- buy toys for your children<br />- afford to organize your kid's birthday party every year, so they'll have a proper childhood<br />- send your kids to tuition classes<br />- pay for your kid's extra curriculum activities/outfield school trip<br />- pay for your kid's piano classes, drawing lessons, martial arts class<br />- buy your kids a computer, internet, mobile phone/bills<br />- extra money for emergency/repair if your cars/motorbike break down<br />- if your family is sick, able to pay medical bills<br />- at least bring your family to holiday once a year<br />- extra money/expense for grandparent during hari raya at kampung<br />- better Hari raya spirit/expense and new clothes for the family<br /><br /><br />Sama-sama majulah untuk Negara!<br /><br /><br />Contact office :<br /><br />Jabatan Pekerjaan Maresia<br />Jalan Dataran merdeka<br />987456 Kuala Lumpur<br /><br />Tel : 012-3456789<br />Web : [url=http://tinyurl.com/ylcqlxp]http://lowyatkopitiam dot blogspot dot com/[/url]<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />meanwhile ...<br /><br />[spoiler][quote]KUALA LUMPUR 21 Dis. - Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak berkata, ekonomi Malaysia kini di persimpangan kritikal iaitu terperangkap menjadi negara berpendapatan sederhana atau mencapai status berpendapatan tinggi.<br /><br />Sehubungan itu, kata Perdana Menteri, perubahan struktur ekonomi sangat perlu dilakukan pada peringkat ini bagi mengelakkan Malaysia terperangkap dalam kedudukan negara berpendapatan sederhana.<br /><br />Menurutnya, persaingan dari segi pengeksportan dalam sektor pembuatan yang secara tradisinya membantu mengerakkan ekonomi negara ini kini berdepan persaingan amat sengit.<br /><br />"Ini sesuatu yang tidak dapat dielakkan dan sesuatu yang wajib ke atas kita menerima perubahan dan berubah.<br /><br />"Ia melibatkan perubahan terhadap ekonomi kita dengan bergerak ke atas rantaian aktiviti ekonomi bagi mewujudkan pekerjaan dengan upah lumayan," katanya.<br /><br />Beliau berkata demikian ketika berucap merasmikan pelancaran Majlis Pelancongan Kesihatan Malaysia di sini hari ini.<br /><br />Najib berkata, untuk Malaysia mencapai status negara maju menjelang 2020, ekonominya perlu dipacu sektor perkhidmatan.<br /><br />Jelas beliau, kerajaan meramalkan sektor perkhidmatan akan menjadi pemacu utama pertumbuhan ekonomi dengan berkembang 3.6 peratus pada tahun hadapan.<br /><br /><br />Reference : [url=http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1268088]http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1268088[/url]<br /><br />[/quote]<br /><br /><br /><br />[SPOILER]solution : [url=http://tinyurl.com/ylcqlxp]lowyatkopitiam dot blogspot dot com[/url][/SPOILER]<br /><br />[/spoiler]LowyatKopitiamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607050278638577304noreply@blogger.com0